Men Reveal the Things Women Do That They’re Jealous of

Ever wonder what men are jealous of when it comes to the opposite sex? Turns out, you're not alone. Over on Reddit, one user recently posed the question: "males of reddit, what are you jealous of in females?" Within minutes, the answers poured in, with many citing things like wardrobe choices and orgasms. Curious? Then read on below as 15 men reveal the things women do that they wish they could too.

User “MuzikBike.” "Skirts. There's a bunch of dead space getting wasted, yet us men have to have our genitals exiled into the 2D plane and also baked to an incandescent temperature.” Another user cheekily weighed in on the matter, writing: "Kilts are amazing. Try one”

User “LelandGaunt.” "It would have been nice to not have a receding hairline in my 20s.” Another added: "I started balding at 17, fully bald by 21. Shaved that shit once I turned 18. I was very concerned about it for years and can still be self conscious at times but it really turned out to not matter at all. A lot of women love a bald man and it has had zero impact on my earning ability. No bad hair days when you shave every day. Keep your head up brother it gets easier."

User “GastricallyStretched.” "This alleged ability to have consecutive, prolonged orgasms with no cooldown period.” Another said: "If your answer to the question, 'What is the first thing you would do if turned into a women' isn't furiously masturbate, then you're a filthy liar."

User “-Mountain-King-.” "People ask you out instead of you having to ask out people. I know it must get just as annoying, when people who you don't like ask you out, when you get asked out while you're dating someone, etc etc. But it would be nice to feel wanted sometimes."

User “Iowa_Viking.” "It'd be neat if people could stop asking me the same dumb questions about my decision to grow my hair long and just let me live my life. I imagine women with short hair know what I mean. I don't see why some people have to make other people's looks their business."

User “timdopte.” "The convenience of having something like a handbag to put stuff in and carry it around. I need my glasses? lets get them out of my bag. People on public transport are too loud and you need your earbuds? Handbag. Etc." Pro tip: purchase yourself a bookbag! Or heck, even a satchel!

User “DrivingPark.” "Fashion choice, especially with formal wear. I'm sorry, but different colored or styled suits don't count as different choices. Women get more types of clothing to choose from and be individual with than there are stars in the sky. Meanwhile, once 'black tie event' is called every male disappears in a sea of similarity. The only chance a man has to be individual besides 'OOH I LIKE THE COLOR OF YOUR SUIT COAT THAT IS EXACTLY THE SAME STYLE AS EVERYONE ELSE’S' is, well, to wear women's clothing and then they get ostracized for it.

Yes, every man to ever live agrees that one of life's greatest pleasures is getting complimented by another man on your tie selection. But that's pretty much all we get.

And don't even get me started on weddings. The groom might as well be another audience member."

Anonymous. "Jealous that sex for them doesn't necessarily end with orgasm. Even if I start off all 'I'm going to do this all night!' I still feel completely uninterested after orgasm. Mainly I'm jealous of lesbians.” A woman added: "Yeah. But we get to watch evidence of our orgasms fly through the air, so I'd call it even."

User “Ryvit.” “If a girl ever chose to be lazy and not work a day in her life, she could. Guys don’t have that luxury. A girl, as long as she’s under 250 pounds and doesn’t have some crazy birth defect or something, will always be able to find a guy who is fine with having a gf/wife who doesn’t work, so long as she has sex with him and occasionally cooks and cleans, the dude will be ok with it. Dudes will pay all your bills, buy you presents, etc. If you have a vagina then that is your pass to be lazy for life.

That’s why I’m so proud of my girlfriend, she’s the most hardworking person I know, and even though she could’ve just gone through life doing nothing, she went to college, graduated and is now making more money per year than I am.”

User “Aerostryke.” "They don't have do deal with no-reason-boners. God those things have impeccable timing. It's like they know when to pop up their stupid little heads to cause the most damage. At the in-laws house? Raging erection. At church? Stark erection. Funeral? Knock knock - who's there? It's your erection."

User “SkippyMETS.” “It’d be nice if I didn’t get laughed at for being a victim of sexual assault. I’ve also had multiple women tell me outright that I was lying because it’s impossible to rape a man. Women, how would you feel if you said you were raped and people tried to high five you?”

User “Crhonocases.” "Man here, I wish I was able to ask to hold someone’s baby and not be seen as strange or creepy. It’s acceptable for women to ask to hold babies or even go out of their way to hold babies, but not really that way for men…bummer since babies are adorable.”

User “CynicalChild.” "No one comments on a dude looking good. You post an awesome picture of yourself on Facebook? Unless your a girl, you’ll get zero compliments. In the rare case of someone (besides my mother) saying that I look good, I think they have some other agenda or something.”

User “Rust_Dawg.” “Male here. I can’t understand why inflicting reproductive harm on men is supposed to be funny. In every kid’s movie, someone gets kicked in the nuts in the name of comedy. How is this acceptable?”

User “YesThisIsSam.” "The amount of resources available of you’ve fallen on hard times. There far more public and private resources available to women, not to mention women on average have a wider and stronger personal support system than men. In my city, the overwhelming majority of our homeless population is male, yet there are far more women’s only shelters and public resources that are for women only. When you’re a woman people want to take care of you, whereas men who need help are seen as failures, leeches, or scammers. I’m speaking in generalities of course, this isn’t true for every individual. But as a man it’s a bit terrifying that, other than my parents, there are very few resources that are available.”