This Sex Toy Orgasms With You (And Yes, The Semen Is Edible)

Are you tired of using sex toys that only do half the work?  Well, if you're not, you should be, because you're paying good money for a lackluster product.  Thankfully, some companies have noticed this, and they've done us all a favor by creating ejaculating dildos.  That's right — you no longer need to use a sex toy that doesn't actually finish the job, so to speak.  Now, when you're having sex with yourself, you can feel as though you've actually made someone orgasm.  If that's your thing...  Keep reading to discover the sex toy that orgasms with you.

The future of sex toys. The days of classic sex toys is over. Now, the sex toy market is all about getting people’s attention. It's about standing out from the crowd (assuming selling sex toys wasn't already doing the job), and companies have really gone all out in showing consumers that they are not holding back. At all.

The new and improved dildo. Remember when the most unique feature on a dildo was a vibrator or ridges? Well, now we're in new territory. Now, sex toy manufacturers have gone a step further. Now, to make a dildo as close to the “real thing” as possible, some companies have introduced a new kind of dildo. They've introduced the ejaculating dildo.

Showing the love. The way the dildo works is simple enough. It works like any other projectile. There's a substance inside, there's a pump, there's pressure, and there's a hole at the tip, naturally. Assuming you have a free hand to get the toy working, you'll have a grand old time (assuming you're into that sort of thing).

The juice. So, if this toy actually ejaculates, then what is the fluid made out of? Surely, you don't have to use your own semen… right? Right. The dildo dispenses a lubricant from the tip, which is white and meant to resemble actual semen. However, the fact that it's coming out of a toy might give it away.

The big question. So, why exactly would someone want an ejaculating dildo? Well, for the reason people want dildos that don't just look like long shafts, but actual penises. It's all about the illusion. People want to feel as close to the real thing as possible, and semen shooting out of the tip will have that effect.

An edible product. So, is the lube that comes with the dildos edible? No. Whatever you do, don't treat that sex toy blow job like the real thing once you've decided it's about time this thing is ready to blow. However, there's a way around this. You should just have to be willing to be crafty (but don't worry, not too crafty).

Makeshift fluids. So, if you're really jonesing for a fake penis that's as close to the real thing as possible, you've got options. Various message boards have revealed the best ways to create your own semen, without actually relying on your body to do the work. Just make sure your kitchen is stocked with essentials.

Movie magic. If you're making a homemade horror movie, a secret to fake blood is corn syrup (and some food coloring, naturally). However, the same approach can be used for fake semen as well. Just like blood, though, you need to get creative with the details. The last thing you want is discolored semen, fake or not.

Creating the brew. If you want to make your fake semen look legit, then follow the advice from maryjaynexo from StripperWeb.com: “Just cornstarch and water, stirred constantly and heated over medium. Use about 2-3 tbsp of cornstarch and maybe a half cup of water to start, keep stirring and add more cornstarch until it's the consistency you want. It doesn't taste the best, but it really does look like cum.”

Coffeemate. If you want some taste in your mixture, then you always take a less obvious approach to it. Just take some advice from user badcompany, and stick with your morning routine. “I just use french vanilla coffee mate. I learned this from another camgirl here. It looks good on cam too I think....and no mixing.”

Yogurt. A tasty alternative to fake semen is pretty simple. It's yogurt. However, before you start stuffing that pump with yogurt, make sure you prepare it first. Which is to say, make sure you water it down. Test it out and find the perfect consistency. You don't want it clogging, but you also don't want it dripping out.

Hit or miss. Then again, some options may be hit or miss. Some people have experimented and failed, but haven’t given up just yet. “You can water it down to change the consistency and also the bacteria in yogurt helps fight yeast infections, so it's vagina friendly. I have also seen egg white mixtures, but from what i read, people say that you are going to get serious infections using that mixture in your toy if you do penetration.”

The peeing dildo. Now, these dildos aren’t just restricted to fake semen. You can also get ones that shoot out fake urine (you know, if you’re into that kind of thing). As the website BettysToyBox.com explains, “Fill it with the enclosed bottle of Drench synthetic piss, warm water, water based lube, or something more personal the only limits are your limits.”

Have fun with the future. Some of you might think this kind of toy is just too insane to stomach, but you need to keep an open mind. Sex is all about exploring, and if you're not willing to get experimental, then where’s all the fun? You don't necessarily need an ejaculating dildo, but it doesn't hurt to try things out.

Dangers. Now, as fun as these might seem to some people, you still need to be careful. For example, even though it may be fun to watch the fake semen spurt out of the tip of your dildo, spraying it inside your body can be extremely dangerous, whether orally, vaginally or anally, so approach with caution.