Monday, 28 October 2019

You Can Now Download Oral Sex Online

It’s been a wild year in the good ol' U.S. of A. Donald Trump is, in spite of our best efforts, the U.S. President-elect. Ted Cruz was revealed to the be the notorious Zodiac Killer. And Kanye West has confirmed a run for presidency in 2020. Like we said, it’s been a wild year. But somehow, things just got a little wilder: You can now download oral sex right off the Internet. Legally. Indeed, a new system is here to sell American penis-havers virtual blowies. Can 2016 get  bizarre? Let's hope not. Here, we highlight everything you need to know about the revolutionary trend.

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