Your Future Partner Revealed, Based On The Contents Of Their Underwear Drawer

You've probably been under the assumption that your underwear doesn't play much of a role in what your future relationships are going to be like, and you've probably thought this because underpants have never been known to be a predictor of... anything.  But it's time you opened your eyes a bit wider.  It's time you expand your mind.  Don't just look at your favorite pair of sexy underwear as simply your favorite pair of sexy panties.  Treat it the same way you might treat a high-end psychic.  Embrace your sexy underwear, and soon you will learn all there is to know about your love life.  Keep reading to find out what your go-to sexy underwear says about your future partner.

Cheeky panties. Your future partner isn’t going to be the kind of person who likes surprises. They’ll want everything to be clear and precise. This is why your underwear is perfect for them. They don’t have to wonder if your booty is underneath your panties because they’ll already be perfectly exposed as it is.

Boxers. Not only will your future partner have a super casual personality — their entire lifestyle will be casual. You won’t need to worry about them breathing down your neck or ever giving you a hard time (for the most part, at least), because that’s simply not how they roll. They’re not interested in drama, nor do they have any time for it.

Lace panties. This future of partner of yours is going to be the kind of person who indulges in classic beauty. They’re not looking for someone who’s trying to fit in with the modern style or someone who thinks they have to look like everyone else in your generation. They want someone who sets themselves apart and isn’t afraid to look to the past for inspiration.

Long dong. OK men, when you’re willing to stick your penis into one of these fun sacks, you had better be prepared for quite the adventurous future partner. This lover of yours may not be in your life at the moment, but once they are, they’ll hardly be difficult to notice. Their personality will be just as revealing as strategically designed fabric wrapped around your overzealous Johnson.

Polka dot. When you end up with someone, they’re going to be someone who doesn’t need fancy Victoria’s Secret lingerie to get them hot and bothered. They’ll just need you. So feel free to throw on some polka dot panties, and see what he or she cares. Because they won’t care. They’ll love you for you, not your underwear.

Comical. Your future partner is not only going to be a fan of humor, but still incredibly sexy to boot. Some people are forced to sacrifice looks for personality, or vice versa, but with you, you’re going to end up just fine in both departments. As long as this partner of yours isn’t laughing while you’re having sex. Because that’s typically not a good sign.

Leopard print. You’re going to end up with someone who likes to live on the wild side. Which makes sense, seeing as they’re with someone who considers the coat of a wild animal to be sexy. This future partner of yours is — if nothing else — going to be quite the exciting catch. So, hopefully you’re ready for that.

Leather. If you want someone who’s just as mysterious as they are wild, you’re in luck — because that’s precisely what these leather panties of yours are going to attract. Your future partner won’t be satisfied with “normal.” They’ll want to have their buttons pushed, and they’ll want someone as equally freaky as you to do it for them.

Bikini. Way too many people are trying to one-up everyone these days. Or at least that’s what it seems like sometimes. But as for you and your future partner, this doesn’t ever have to be an issue between the two of you. Just like your underwear, your future partner is perfectly fine with the status quo. It’s always worked well for them in the past, and it’s more than likely going to work well for them in the future as well.

Commando. Now, if you’re not wearing underwear, how can you possibly expect to know anything about your future significant other? Honestly, there’s just nothing we can do for you. If your go-to sexy underwear is meant to help you learn something about your future partner, but you’re not even wearing sexy underwear to begin with, then that may as well be implying that you believe your body is your go-to sexy underwear, which only ends up undermining the entire structure of this design in the first place, thus destroying it from the inside out and cursing us all in the process. Damn you!

Hip-huggers. When you finally end up in the long-term relationship you’ve always been waiting for, you’ll be ending up with someone who prefers “cute” over everything else. They don’t need sexy. They don’t need dangerous. They just want cute. Luckily, your hip-huggers are already getting you off to a great start!

See-through. Your future partner is going to be a big fan of being teased. They’ll want you to leave them breadcrumbs for everything, no matter what the reason may be. You’re having sex? Tease them. You’re making the bed? Tease them. Your favorite season of “Sherlock” is the third one? Tease them. Confused yet? Tease them.

Lingerie. If you wear lingerie, but you don’t want to be with someone who craves passion more than anything, then you may want to consider changing your go-to sexy underwear right away. Because that’s precisely what they’ll be looking for. If you’re cool with that, though, then you’re in luck because that’s what you have to look forward to.

Briefs. This future partner of yours is not going to be the kind of person who expects much out of life. Sort of in the same way you don’t expect much out of underwear. You could easily spruce things up and live a little bit on the wild side, but you don’t. Because you prefer the simple life. Which is exactly what this future partner of yours wants. It’s a perfect, albeit boring, match.

Jockstrap. With this sexy pair of fabric around your boy parts, your future partner will undoubtedly be the kind of person who enjoys being active. Which, really, is a perfect exemplification of the purpose of jockstraps to begin with. What with the lack of a butt-cover and the exceptionally tight binding around the genitalia, it’s pretty obvious that this future partner of yours enjoys being on the go.