As similar as men and women may be, there are undeniable differences. One gender has needs that the other doesn't, and some have physical traits that are simply so unique to their sex that it'd impossible to draw comparisons. Keep reading to discover 15 female products that will never work for men. (Disclaimer: men and women are free to dress however they'd like — these are just humorous jabs at male stereotypes, for the most part).
Leggings. If a man wants to rock leggings, then by all means, let him. Fashion is fashion. But in functional terms, they're not doing him any favors. If a normal bulge isn't enough to feel like an eyesore in public, an aroused bulge is definitely pushing it. Men try their best as it is at hiding their NARBs (no apparent reason boners), and this isn't going to be any help for them.
Ball Bras. Both men and women have their own version of saggy appendages. Women have breasts, which they keep secured with the help of bras. Men, however, don't have their own version for testicles (not counting underwear, at least). If they existed, they'd definitely keep one's jewels in place as age and the decrease of elasticity weigh them down.
Two-piece bathing suit. Truth be told, women shouldn't really need to cover their breasts. They're not inappropriate — at least no more inappropriate than male chests. All the same, men rocking two-piece bathing suits just wouldn't work on any level.
Penis wipes. Male and female genitalia are vastly different. There are obviously different mechanics at work, as you may have noticed. Women have some hygienic products that just aren't necessary for men. If men did, however, have wipes for their wiggle stick, it would serve hardly any purpose but to keep it even more polished than it already is.
G-String. Below the belt, women have a bit less to conceal than men do. They can get away with something like a g-string. Men, however, will have a much more difficult time. Once they get past all the hair and the bulbous globules, they've still got to make sure nothing falls out. If you ever do see a man rocking a g-string, try not to get him too excited.
Guydol. While women are dealing with menstrual pains, men are able to simply kick back. The only time they deal with genuine pains in their pubic or stomach regions is if someone hits them in the balls. Until this becomes an unending problem, a solution in pill-form isn't really necessary.
Padded bras. The only time a man would need a padded bra is if he were trying to show off his pecs — assuming that he never actually works them out. It would certainly be awkward to see a man who seems sculpted around his chest suddenly fall flat at the beach once his shorts come off.
High heels. Do high heels need to exist at all, even for women? They just seem like a hassle. For me to incorporate them into their own fashion would just a major fall in functional accessories. Stick to flat soles. Be safe. Be comfortable.
Manpons. Men have it easy when it comes to their genitals. Difficult though a penis may seem, it's really simple enough. If they were to have their own version of tampons, however, it'd be for the possible wet dream that'll probably never even happen.
Mascara. This is less for aesthetic reasons and more for functionality, but men shouldn't wear mascara. It's been too long for men to not already casually wear mascara, so suddenly jumping aboard would only end badly. First of all, most men have enough trouble getting their clothes on in the morning. Why should we assume that adding the delicate application of mascara would make anything easier?
Jeggings. This is just an extension off of leggings. The male anatomy combined with tight spandex is not flattering. It's bumpy and awkward. Adding a gene texture to this look is not fixing the problem.
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