Oral Mistakes That Make It Impossible For Him To Orgasm

You like this guy.  You want to get him off.  You even think you have exactly what it takes to make that happen.  But, for some messed up reason, it's not happening.  You're going down on him, performing oral, blowing him (call it whatever you'd like), but he's not orgasming.  You think he might just naturally take a while.  You think he's maybe tired.  But in reality, it's you.  Don't take it too hard.  These things happen to the best of us.  But you're doing something (or not doing something) that is hindering his ejaculate (there's got to be a sexier way to say that), so keep reading to discover the oral mistakes that make it impossible for him to orgasm.

Simplicity. Giving a guy oral may seem simple enough, but it can actually come with far more difficulties than you care to give it credit for. Though there’s no point in blaming yourself for anything that goes wrong, it never hurts to know what not to do, so as to avoid any issues in the future.

Sensitive boys. The penis is “hella sensitive,” as they say. Who is they? Who cares? The point is, the penis is sensitive, so however you approach it will play a major role in how much fun it has — or doesn’t have, ultimately.

Chomp. One of the most obvious mistakes you can make while giving a guy the ol’ Ben & Jerry’s is using your teeth. Never, under any circumstances, is this OK. Even if he asks for teeth, he’s either lying, possessed or wearing a prosthetic penis.

Red light, green light. To make him climax, it’s all about consistency. You can be giving the blowjob of his life, but if you keep stopping and killing the momentum, all that built up semen is going to constantly be swimming back and forth, back and forth, until all it eventually does is give him an unfortunate set of blue balls.

Rushing. If he feels rushed, he may never come. It’s just going to feel impossible. His nerves will take over, and his penis will be dry and helpless. So unless you want to see that hose of his as empty as a dumbass’s skull, take it slow.

Pressure. Speaking of mental pressure, let’s just cover all forms of pressure. Meaning, don’t use pressure. When you’re sucking on his wiener, understand that it doesn’t need your Hoover vacuum suction to maintain arousal. In fact, quite the opposite is true. You’re only making matters worse.

To the end. The goal is to make him ejaculate. To help him spread his seed. But it’s never going to happen if his penis isn’t feeling the love, and sensitive though penises may be, not feeling the love is much easier than you might ever have believed.

Be involved. If you simply seem like you just don’t care whether or not he comes, then it’s going to be pretty damn hard for him to. So, try to be into it. As much as you can be, at least. At this point, you’ve come this far. Might as well finish strong.

Hydrate. This seems obvious enough, but you’d be surprised. Before going down on him, be hydrated. Have some water. It’s not going to feel especially nice for him to when you’re downing his d*ck with sandpaper mouth.

Choker. Some guys like being treated rough. They like when you grab their c*ck and handle it as though it’s getting punished. But not all men are like that. In fact, just assume that most men aren’t like that. His penis may look fierce, but it’s really just a gentle giant. Or a gentle half-giant, as it were.

Tonguing. When you’re giving a guy head, don’t forget that you have a tongue. This is an often ignored bodypart when oral is taking place. While you’re sucking, don’t be afraid to swirl that tongue of yours around. It’ll be like he’s getting two forms of oral once. With some ball action, as well, that’s three forms. Hot damn!

Impossibilities. To be quite frank, no matter how much effort you put in your oral, making a guy come from a BJ isn’t super easy. Guys come easiest when they’re working themselves — themselves. Which is why they always get so intense and focused during sex right before ejaculating. It takes more effort than you might’ve assumed.

Are you nuts?! Guys love it when you play with your balls. They’re sensitive and they’re there, so why not go to town? Just know that when you do go to town, there’s a solid chance you may cause some serious damage. So… just… take it easy, OK?

Best foot forward. If you think you’re doing something wrong, don’t be so hard on yourself. It’s just oral after all. If he’s really having trouble getting off, either try new techniques or have him help. He’s completely capable, so maybe make it a joint effort.

Secret option. If you want to make him bust a nut, but you desperately want it to be caused by your mouth, it’s time to bring the secret hybrid weapon out. When you’re blowing him and have his penis nice and wet, incorporate your hand. Jerk him off (using your saliva as lube) and suck on him simultaneously, bobbing up and down repeatedly, moving your hand up and down as you go. He will love this.