The One Absolute No-No In Bed

You know what you like and don’t like in the bedroom.  It's not rocket science.  Even if you were the biggest freak to walk the face of the earth, you'd still have some reservations about certain sexual acts.  Recently, we went on a hunt to find out what turns people off the most in the sack.  We asked 15 people of all walks of life, and their answers are as surprising as they are hilarious.  Take a look!

What are your biggest no-nos in bed? Let us know!

"Nasty uncut nails or toenails. Love is not a battlefield in my bedroom and I don’t need cuts and scrapes that weren’t intentional.”
- Jane L. 31

“When a guy forces my head… down there. Like, no. Please don’t push my head anywhere. In fact, please stop touching me.”
- Gabrielle F. 22

"My nipples are off limits… Stay the hell away from my nipples.”
- George B. 29

“I’m a pretty open gal, just ask me before you try butt stuff.”
- Julie J. 36

“When your partner can't fall asleep without Hulu. It's like a night light with speakers.”
- Scott E. 26

"Please don't have a small peen. I find my morals real quick when I see a small penis. Like, 'Oh man…I can't do this, I'm not that kind of girl.’”
- Britney R. 29

“When they try to avoid my face… like give it all to me.”
- Bridget U. 40

"Farting- don't fart during sex, especially while I'm down there. I'll throw up on your d*ck.”
- Christina J. 22

"If you have hair, don't expect me to go down there.”
- James H. 24

“A big no-no for me is any bodily fluids above my shoulders. Just like no, it's not cool.”
- Joyce Q. 32

"When a dude bites my boobs/nipples like he’s starving and I’m a piece of food or something. Chill out, man. You’re not getting any milk out of there. That hurts.”
- Jessica S. 26

"Never to get it in my hair if you know I have JUST freaking washed it.”
- Leah G. 26

"I hate when men moan. It dries me up real quick.”
- Rebecca C. 30

"It’s either between wearing socks or being too submissive; you’ve gotta be aggressive!”
- Ryan W. 28

“I’m down for anything, just don’t kill me.”
- Ron I. 27