Let’s be clear on this: Loving sex doesn’t make you a bad person. So if you fall under any of these categories, don’t be ashamed. Take pride in all the action you’re getting, ladies! Here, we list the 15 types of promiscuous women.
What category do you fall under? Tell us below!
The kisser. Whether it's with the bro across the bar or a girl she just met in the bathroom, the kisser is always in the mood for a ninth grade back-of-your-mom’s-van style make out session. She has mastered the art of French kissing, and thinks it’s the ultimate form of foreplay. In fact, she prefers it over actual sex. Mwah.
The nymph. This gal genuinely loves sex, and has it for her own pleasure. Even though people label her a “slut” in the pejorative sense and think she has low self-esteem, she doesn’t care — ain’t nobody going to stop her from getting what she wants!
The newbie. If you fall under this category, you're new to the promiscuity scene. For some reason — perhaps a breakup? — you've decided to explore your options and hop on (literally) the one-night stand bandwagon. Stride of pride, anyone?
The puppy-nator. Hands down, dogs are your biggest weakness. If a guy has a dog (big, small, pure breed, whatever) and invites you over, you better bet you're going over to not only smother the pooch with affection, but, well, you know the rest.
The feminist. Double standards are your worst enemy, along with pro-lifers. To put it plainly, you have lots of sex because it's your goddamn right to. Men don't get slut-shamed, so why should women? Go on, girl! Get that poonani!
The rebel. The queen of putting notches on her bedpost, the rebel has lots of sex-adventures to shake off the silly societal notions that “women are evil” and "sex is bad.” While the sex does feel amazing, sticking it to the man feels even better.
The still-in-the-closet. Simply put, you pretend your sexcapades never happened, which, to be honest, is kinda weird since everyone knows they did happen. You're young, you're hot, and you're definitely not fooling anyone, so own up to your actions! No one's judgin' ya — and if they are, screw 'em (figuratively).
The hippie. There's a huge correlation between spirituality and sexuality for these flower power enthusiasts. They praise the sexual revolution as one of the most critical movements throughout history, and are huge advocates of hallucinogenics and orgies. In short, they’re sexually liberated. The '60s, baby.
The Tinderina. Thanks to Tinder, these ladies have dates lined up every single day of the week, every week. While these rendezvouses don't always end in sex, they always involve a little third-base action. And oral.
The player. These big pimpin' gals juggle more than three suitors at a time, and know how to play the game. Dudes fall head over heels for them on a monthly basis, but they never reciprocate the sentiment. Feelings? That's just not their style.
The foodie. These girls like to eat out and be eaten out. They don't just home with anyone, as they need to be wined and dined. However, if you do so happen to score a date with a foodie, you're 99 percent likely to score in the bedroom as well. Bon appetit!
The artist. Whether they’re a poet or painter, these kinds of art aficionados are willing to do what it takes to progress in their creative endeavors. In other words, they sleep their way to the top and aren’t ashamed to admit it. It’s not dirty, it just feels good. Plus, it’s a power move.
The “virgin." This girl acts innocent and pure in public, but when she's alone with a guy, she eagerly has sex with him. Maybe she’s afraid people will judge her, or maybe she doesn’t like others knowing her business. Either way, she has the whole “like a virgin” thing working in her favor. Touched for the very “first” time? Sure…
The sorority gal. Easygoing and fun, a sorority gal loves to have sex with multiple partners, even post-graduation. While it is possible she could fall in love and put her promiscuous days behind her, she won’t actively seek out a relationship. She likes her buffet of options.
The tease. Much like the player, the tease enjoys mind games. She feels the need to lead men on, tricking them into thinking she's pursuing a relationship. She also loves seeing dudes fight over her (who doesn’t?), which may motivate her to lead them on to begin with. Or maybe it’s just the fact that the sex is really, really good.
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