The infamous MILF, better known as the "Mom I'd Like to F*ck," is a title some moms crave, yet are unable to achieve. As a MILF, you are often sought after by both youthful and mature suitors. Your child only adds to your innate sex appeal, because of the challenge they provide to you and any potential suitor. Onlookers see you with a baby and are in awe of the fact that you managed to maintain your hotness even after having a baby. MILFs may not be easy to come by, but that's what makes them pretty damn amazing. Take a look at this list of undeniable signs that you are indeed a MILF.
You’re the only mom who leaves PTA meetings with phone numbers.
If your kids post a picture of you on Instagram, you get a bunch of likes and heart eyes in the comments.
Your heel collection is quite extensive...
..so much so that you have taken over your kid's closet for additional storage.
Other moms ask you about your workout routine.
All of your son's friends seem to constantly (and conveniently) choose your house for any activity or project.
Your daughter’s friends always come to you for advice on boys, shopping, and friend drama.
Your makeup routine sometimes takes a little longer than it should..
You may have been the cause of a tardy student, once or twice.
You actually use your gym membership.
Other moms seem to step their game up when they know you’ll be around.
You have caught your daughter trying to steal your clothes and shoes, many times.
You don’t wear sweats often...
...but when you do they are Vicky Secrets.
If these apply to you, congrats on being one hot mama! We are not worthy.
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